sleep:

posting a textpost that you thought was clever but getting no notes

freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

consulting-sonic:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

WHY ARE WE YELLING

buttsosaurus:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF

AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

BUT DO IT.

briannathestrange:

things I enjoy

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

h0odrich:

jehovahzwetness:

Saw a chunk of weave rolling in the road like tumbleweed. Tragically beautiful

Tumbleweave